Live ... and unleashed

Live ... and unleashed

I can whistle out of tune. Jump out of burning buildings. And I’ve scaled the foothills of everest. I’m profficient in the arts of puddle jumping, tongue twisting and pancake tossing. I know how to be the best at nothing and sleep like a baby every other Friday. I can drink vodka by the shot, eat lemons when I’m hot and know when it’s not.

I’m fluent in gibberish and SEO. I’ve walked with bats and dived with trout. I’ve been seven miles high and a thousand meters deep. And all without a safety net. I once saved an entire nest of vipers and have delivered – on occasion – really good news. I can duck, dive and appear when you’d prefer that I didn’t. I’m here, there and can sometimes be found. I’ve saved myself 14 times, invented new worlds – and I’m about as good as it gets.

Oh. And I write the odd thing. Interested?